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The Love Song of Craigslist

The Love Song of Craigslist

Every line comes from a different post in Craigslist’s “Missing Connection” section

1. Looking for younger infertile men with low sperm count
2. If you don’t receive a reply in 24 hours that means
3. I am looking for true love
4. My birthday is coming up!
5. Need some Xanax
6. Need a gorgeous Asian girl I am a
7. young woman looking for a young man
8. Looking for a big black
9. -Bus stop I saw you there, you were
10. An Asian guy at front desk Airport Marriott
11. Just bored
12. Spend your day alone, and the next one
13. With what I have
14. Ya dingus
15. I love you
16. FskaiajsnakNanskaokabagsiNagabsnkdjdhxyxnwnaolamagafaiOskmahagwbaksosuhanamakapkagsysbsvsukalamansusksnsm (ignore that, they have a word minimum).
17. There are no word limits
18. Hey I dreamed about you yesterday
19. Choke me baby suffocate me
20. We were on the phone and you were speaking in French
21. Cuck???
22. No
23. Small Talk.
24. This ad has no sense obviously, and I have no hopes you see this. Even if you did…
25. I just miss you so much.
26. And don’t insult me with your witch, craft
27. Missed connection.
28. After all this, just remember to
29. Call me at 43892———–
30. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers.